Tiger Slippers Confound Actual Tiger
What is this tiger thinking?
(a) "I--I'd recognize those paws anywhere. Sheila, you heartless floozy! You broke my heart. I told you never to come back here. I'm over you, Sheila! It took a long time to get over you, but I did it. And now you waltz back into my life, making me feel feelings I don't want to feel anymore. Get out! I never want to see your paws again as long as I live."
(b) "What's this? Oh my gosh! You get me. Every day, you humans come here and stare at me, but until now none of you have ever really tried to relate. Finally, here's someone who's willing to put herself in my shoes. Let's be friends!"
(c) "Tiger slippers? Tacky. In public? Faux pas. After Labor Day? Someone call the fashion police! Go away from my enclosure, you sartorial disaster!"
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