Puppy Dreams an Intense, Happy Dream

By Paul Ciampanelli Jan 25th 2012

What is this puppy dreaming about?

(a) The puppy is dreaming of a world where there's a puppy for every boy or girl, and a loving boy or girl for every puppy. In this world, boys and girls never go to school; the children stay home and play with their puppies all day long, and never get tired or watch TV or play video games.

(b) The puppy is dreaming of place where there's no pavement; there's only grass to play on in every direction as far as the eye can see, and it's always freshly cut. Also, there are no leash laws, because all puppies behave themselves and never poop where they're not supposed to, and nobody ever yells at them for pooping in the wrong place.

(c) The puppy is dreaming that it's her birthday. She wakes up and runs to her owner. "Happy birthday, girl!" says her owner, and he wrestles with her and scratches her belly for a whole hour. Then the puppy's owner says, "Come on; let's go for a car ride!" They drive for two hours and the puppy gets to stick her head out of the passenger-side window the entire time. Then they pull up in front of a factory that only makes rawhide bones and tennis balls. "I just bought this place," says the puppy's owner. "It's for you!"

(d) The puppy is dreaming that dream about showing up to obedience school naked again.