Corgi Jailbreak

By Paul Ciampanelli Jul 7th 2011

"Hey. Hey! I'm gonna get you outta here."
"What?"
"She's in the bathroom. We only got a minute. I'm gonna spring you!"
"How? My crate is locked."
"I'm gonna unlock it!"
"You can't unlock it. You don't even have thumbs."
"Don't need 'em! Trust me, I've been watching them. When they used to keep me in this crate, I watch them. I know how it works."
"Well, hurry if you're going to do it."
"I'm hurryin'! I just gotta... It goes up, like this."
"Do it quiet! She's going to hear you."
"I almost got it. There! It's unlocked. Now be casual."
"O-OK... I'm free!"
"Freedom!"
"Success!"