"Hey, Pete Cottontail, why can't you chew with your mouth shut?"
"I could if I wanted to. I'm just enjoying this banana. It's really good. You want some?"
"You seem to think it's perfectly OK to smack your banana and chew with your mouth open non-stop."
"I don't really think about it. I just chow down."
"I happen to think open-mouthed loud chewing belies a sense of self-unawareness that I can't respect."
"Hey, some people think the way I chew my food is really cute."
"Well, I sure would never chew with my mouth open and smack my lips."
"Maybe if you did, people would think you were as cute as me!"
"Man, you are snackin'!"
"I could if I wanted to. I'm just enjoying this banana. It's really good. You want some?"
"You seem to think it's perfectly OK to smack your banana and chew with your mouth open non-stop."
"I don't really think about it. I just chow down."
"I happen to think open-mouthed loud chewing belies a sense of self-unawareness that I can't respect."
"Hey, some people think the way I chew my food is really cute."
"Well, I sure would never chew with my mouth open and smack my lips."
"Maybe if you did, people would think you were as cute as me!"
"Man, you are snackin'!"
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