The Doggie Diaries: Pippi Saves the Day!
Anna
With Ben gone, I have brazenly broken our agreement not to allow Pippi on the bed. She absolutely loves our bed and snuggling up to me!
Anyway, we woke up early one day recently – around 6:15 a.m. Without bothering to brush my teeth or wash my face, I piled on some warm clothes and bounded out the door with Pippi for a bathroom break. Everything went to plan (hooray!), but then Pippi attempted to (excuse this detail) eat some frozen poo from under a bush. I scraped it out her mouth, grabbing a handful of wet and partially masticated poo in the process. Yuck!
We ran all the way down our street and up the back stairs of our place. I reached for the knob and discovered - to my horror - that I had forgotten to unlock the doorknob and to bring along my keys. I was locked out of the house with a stinky doo-doo-hand at 6:30 am. In frigid January. In a new town. And I didn't even have my phone!
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