Pitbull Armory Brings Out the Fightin' Squirrels (and Horses and Dogs)

The folks at Pitbull Armory don't discriminate. If you want shining armor, you'll get shining armor. Are you a lady looking for wearable steel and aluminum? No problem! A tween in search of indestructible HPDE plastic? Gotcha covered! A squirrel on the hunt for some major protection from scepter-wielding pigeons? You bet!

No, seriously (well, maybe not the pigeon battalion part).

That's because Pitbull Armory doesn't fool around. They've got merchandise for everyone, and that includes squirrels, dogs, and horses. But, see, there's where we get lost: at least dogs wear costumes and people ride horses at Renaissance Fairs. But, seriously, squirrels? First, why? Second, who's helping these squirrels fasten their back plates? And thirdly, what?!?

We've got to hand it to these guys -- they can make anyone look good. (Or, at the very least, like a gentleman soldier.)

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