Cat Ties Are For Fancy Felines Only
The models vary in pattern, but all fall under a similar shade of colors: berry reds, pale blues, or metallic. Naturally, they're "cat sized" and fit right over the head, and each comes replete with velcro fastening so that Whiskers doesn't have to endure your endless attempt at tying a knot from the other side of the mirror.
Best of all, the ties are all priced under $6 (before shipping), which should leave you with more than enough cash for the miniature attaché case Kitty will undoubtedly be pawing at next.
(Note to natorious: PLEASE DESIGN A CAT-SIZED ATTACHE CASE A.S.A.P.!)
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